By dint of not getting fired for 18 consecutive months, I've earned a major promotion. You should no longer address me as "Third Secretary and Vice-Consul." That's right, your humble servant is now a "Second Secretary and Vice-Consul." I'm a little hazy on the hierarchy, but I think next is "Ambassador Plenipotentiary" or maybe "Senator for Life."
More thorough updates on recent adventures coming soon.
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So, does this mean y'all are going to be getting a butler and a chauffer now?
Maybe a robot butler...
Or a monkey butler...
Or a robot monkey butler!
I expect to be waited on by a robot monkey butler when we come to visit!
How cool to have a new title! Probably lots and lots more perks, too. A special toast is in order, don't you think?
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