Monday, September 25, 2006

Third Place Is Just the Second Loser

By dint of not getting fired for 18 consecutive months, I've earned a major promotion. You should no longer address me as "Third Secretary and Vice-Consul." That's right, your humble servant is now a "Second Secretary and Vice-Consul." I'm a little hazy on the hierarchy, but I think next is "Ambassador Plenipotentiary" or maybe "Senator for Life."

More thorough updates on recent adventures coming soon.

4 comments:

EEK! said...

Congratulations, your Secondariness!

EEK! said...

[Penultimate Secretary and Vice-Consul?]

Anonymous said...

So, does this mean y'all are going to be getting a butler and a chauffer now?

Maybe a robot butler...

Or a monkey butler...

Or a robot monkey butler!

I expect to be waited on by a robot monkey butler when we come to visit!

Ma & Pa Stokes said...

How cool to have a new title! Probably lots and lots more perks, too. A special toast is in order, don't you think?